In-Store Date: May 13, 2026

The Main Event

Look, we all knew Gotham was a dumpster fire, but someone just tossed a lit match into the gasoline supply. A tragic loss (no spoilers, but keep the tissues handy) has sent shockwaves through the city. While everyone else is busy mourning, a swarm of Robins has decided it’s hunting season. Secrets are being spilled faster than tea at a high-society gala. This isn't just another Tuesday in the rain; it’s a seminal issue that changes the landscape of the Absolute Universe.

The Art

Featuring cover art by the legendary Noobovich. This is their first-ever Absolute Batman cover, and frankly, it makes every other piece of paper in your house look like a toddler's crayon doodle.

The Goods

We aren’t just handing you a comic and a "good luck." Every single copy comes packed with:

• A Trading Card COA: To prove to your future heirs that you actually own this.

• An Exclusive Sticker: Perfect for your laptop, your water bottle, or your forehead.

Choose Your Weapon

Note: If you miss out on this, don't come crying to us when the Robins start digging into your secrets next. Secure your copy before the 1,000-count clock runs out.